July 25, 2021

Reasons I FUCKING Love Thought Catalog

For those of you that have never been on Thought Catalog, please, go right now: Http://thoughtcatalog.com

1. Chelsea Fagan *cue any Blacksploitation actress’s “OH GIIIIIRLLLL”*. This bitch, I swear, its like she knows me. Like she is reading the tweets I think but don’t post about how embarrassingly drunk I am after 2 whiskey ginger ales, because I was too busy nail polish shopping instead of getting food. She is mindbogglingly hilarious with a built in hairflip and judging expression at the end of each of her sentences.

2.There is always new content. I don’t know about you, but my prime blog-reading time is while I’m eating my burrito bowl alone thinking about all the not-boyfriends that have wronged me, and when Im sitting on the toilet wishing I laid off the extra-hot hot sauce. Somehow, the Thought Catalog Gnome (it’s definitely a gnome) manages to get 4 new posts up in that 15 minute timespan. Maybe if I read the internet at 2 am I would be less impressed, but that 1-3pm window is Thought Catalog gold. I think it even updates faster than the posts from the pro-ana chicks I follow on tumblr.

3. They¬† just had a party with an open bar. Come on man, I live in New York, the only people having open bar parties are the ones that put “professional go-go dancer” on their Linked In profile.

4. Their layout. None of this fancy ass .gif background crap that freezes my computer, no weight loss and/or Mod Cloth bullshit. Simple, clean, and great on mobile. What more could a girl that is still wearing a black turtle neck to mourn Steve Jobs ask for?

 

xoxo

keat

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