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So, last night I was trying on my Threat to Minors shirt when I got a bloody nose! Not being an avid coke user or a 9-year-old boy, this was a little shocking. Anyways, I looked down and yelled to Leslie in the other room: “SHIT! I just got blood all over Michael Jackson’s leg!” And she replied, “Don’t worry honey, he’s probably used to that.” Bwahahaha. I love it when good girls say bad shit. Anyways, my lovely wife then proceeded to shove a tampon up my nose, and as the blood dissipated so did my self esteem.
In better news, I think I finally fixed the comments link on this blog, so you should be able to insert whatever MJ joke you would like right here.
Wow, kid, you look good in tampons!
Yo James! Eat a sandwich.
Leave James alone…who the hell is James?
Creep.
great that you got the comments working, but did this had to happen when I have no time for blogging? 😛