So, last night I was trying on my Threat to Minors shirt when I got a bloody nose! Not being an avid coke user or a 9-year-old boy, this was a little shocking. Anyways, I looked down and yelled to Leslie in the other room: “SHIT! I just got blood all over Michael Jackson’s leg!” And she replied, “Don’t worry honey, he’s probably used to that.” Bwahahaha. I love it when good girls say bad shit. Anyways, my lovely wife then proceeded to shove a tampon up my nose, and as the blood dissipated so did my self esteem.
In better news, I think I finally fixed the comments link on this blog, so you should be able to insert whatever MJ joke you would like right here.