June 10, 2023

Wrigley’s drops Chris Brown, Egg Beaters picks him up

Word on the street is Chris Brown roughed up Rihanna the other night. In a Michael Phelpsian turn of events, Wrigley’s gum has suspended his contract and ads. We think he might be a good fit for this company.
chrisbrownbeatdownI guess bong hits aren’t the least of corporate worries after-all. All jokes aside, we hope the two parties get the help they need and that Rihanna has a full recovery.

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