World’s Longest Burp Contest Video – Tim Janus 18.1 Seconds

Here’s a sport that A. Laughs in the face of impoverished nations B. Is sure to keep you from ever getting laid again C. Instantly turns a $100 microphone into an eBay auction item and D. pulls in a crowd of 3 fat guys. For my Texas people notice the Dickies BBQ cup he uses to dump his Mountain Dew into…