Spring Break 2012 FAILS! (Don’t let this be you)

For some of you it’s already Spring Break 2012, and for the rest of you it is right around the corner. Since I’m not in school anymore I have to wonder if y’all even get to have a dope Spring Break anymore or if that is just one more thing the recession has robbed from us. If I am elected student body president I will include Spring Breaks to Cancun in all of our tuition costs! Vote Kerry for SBP in 2012! Ok, here are a few things you don’t want to happen to you along with (being kidnapped in Mexico, catching an STD, getting your stomach pumped, and catching a DWI.)