First of all the winning the Phoenix or Dig “Best of” is always an entertaining experience. I remember after Proletariat won both of them, we got a constant stream of bro-dudes and soccer moms who were just so excited to check out Boston’s Best T-shirt Designs or Boston’s Best Vintage Clothing. Of course, the bro-dudes found out the hard way that we don’t make shirts about Teddy Brewski pounding a brewski, and the soccer mom’s didn’t make it past our music selection, and all was back to normal, which was a lot more comfortable for me. As for Etan, Die Young, and Red Foxx, I would like them to be able to put the award down on their resume, maybe it would help in contract negotiations, but the last thing I want to see is a bunch of shiny shirts drinking Irish Car Bombs next to me at the bar. I digress…
Yesterday, we got some KRINK restocks in…
But the best part of the night was about an hour after we closed. I was cleaning up behind the counter, Lis was trying shit on, Joe was M.I.A., and our young friend Shoki was chilling out. I have known Shoki since his voice was high and his self-esteem was low. Now he is all grown up and has a job at the Tannery, so of course he thinks he is the man. We let him believe that because he is fun to mentally abuse. Anyways, Shoki and I were chatting when Joe yelled from behind Hey Yogi! Think fast! Shoki did a quick spin move just in time to catch this…
A 98.6 degrees fahrenheit Poland Spring bottle of Joe’s fluid waste, aka urine, aka piss. Shoki actually held it in his hand for about 5 seconds wondering what this present was and you could literally watch the synapses firing in his brain yelling PISS PISS PISS! Or maybe that was Joe and Lis and I yelling, I don’t know. Anyways, shit was hilarious.
FUCK YEAH! HA HA HA Shit was so funny!
Joe needs to drink more water. His piss looks like Old English…
Yo son that shit is vitamin B12. I take it everyday because I am vegetarian and it makes your piss MAD YELLOW!
HOLLER
the tannery has enough piss in there . you should’ve used theirs .
think im kidding …check around the old closets. someone used to piss in bottles and stash it all over the place .. was it you joe ?
Every Tuesday during closing I take a trip to the tannery to piss in the closets. You caught me.