One of our favorite shop rats came in yesterday and he is one step closer to becoming Joe.
This sucks for Joe because A. River is 14 and gets no ladies. B. River has braces and gets no ladies. And C. River is rockin’ a ponytail.
Joe, Justin and I and the rest of Boston have been trying to tell River that only horses have ponytails and unless he creates a time machine or picks up all future ladies at a Phish concert he better cut that shit now. So, we will put it to a vote…
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