Satan, Santa, and Spray Paint

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  Yes, only Michael Bolton can rock a dope pony.
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  No, a ponytail will be perfect for him when he goes to prison.
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  Maybe he should start by changing his name, then get a haircut.

Here’s a random sight that I see everyday on my way to the Proletariat. NEVER park your car in front of this barber shop. This dude throws a loaf of Wonder bread out of the front door everyday and flying rats from all over the city eat and crap everywhere.

Finally, intern Taylor took it upon herself to reorganize and stock the entire graffiti case with morsels of Christmas cheer. Dudes, if you want your girlfriend to buy you ill shit, you better send her now, because for some of this stuff we might not get more in by the holiday.