RICHEST PUSSY IN THE WORLD! EPIC FAIL!

Russian Billionaire Roman Abramovich collapsed of puss-itis while attempting to climb Mount Kilimanjaro this week. Unfortunately, his 113 porters and guides weren’t enough to help this dude make it to this…

My boy Travis climbed it last year with 4 porters. And the porters climb it every week with 0 porters. Sorry Roman, you can’t buy everything!