February 1, 2023

NEWSFLASH: Proletariat Skate Deck #2

The time has come. This deck has been in the making long before Proletariat was even a thought in my head. As an 11 year old, I thought to myself: “One day I will make my dreams a reality and I will create this vision and everyone will rejoice!” Well, since I was a C student and never really got good at ye olde computer, I had to bring in a friend on the project. And who better than one of the biggest skate junkies I have ever met, EVOKER.When I approached EVOKER with my diabolical plan, he exclaimed “How has no one ever thought of that before?” True story. And this dude is the Wikipedia of skateboard knowledge. Now that the new deck is actually in my posession, no one can stop us or you from getting one yourself. But I will not be releasing the actual photo until midnight, Friday, May 15, 2009. You will literally shit your pants, change your pants, and run to Harvard Square at that exact moment, and if you are #47 in line, you won’t be getting one. In the meantime ask your friends, bribe them even, but only a select number of people know what greatness awaits and we aren’t talking.
proletariat deck #2

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