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Many of you might recognize this dude as Gabe the shop rat. Gabe has learned a lot from each and every one of you who come in here and tell him how to talk to girls, stay away from STDs, create illegal substances out of everyday household items, and everything else it takes to be an awesome dude. Tomorrow the new and improved Gabe will be unleashed on all the unsuspecting teen daughters of our nation’s capital as he departs for college. Best of luck Gabe and remember, wear a raincoat and don’t inhale.
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