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You know my XBox broke like 2 years ago and I’m not going to lie, I have missed pulling headshots around 2AM while yelling at racists and kids with high voices. To many of you this sounds nerdy, but to the large majority of America this is awesome. So, I have been doing my best getting by without an XBox but then I heard GTA V was coming out and there is no way in hell I am missing playing this game. For those of you who don’t know I have been an avid video game player since I was 5 years old. This is when my Aunt and Uncle sent me an Atari 2600 for Christmas. Then about 4 years after the original NES came out my parents finally sprung for one and in 1990 I got to take place in the Nintendo World Championship, where I beat Super Mario Brothers in 6 minutes and 32 seconds. Oh the memories. SO I will be goddamned if I don’t go out and buy a brand new XBox + GTA V this spring. The GTA series of games have something for everyone. It’s a huge, open environment where you can take part in the series of tasks the game wants you to play or you can just drive around town hijacking whips and capping police. Honestly, my favorite things to do in GTA are #1 get as many cops to follow me as possible and see how long I can evade them. #2 go into the multiplayer racing games and drive the course backwards just to take out the guy who really wants to win first place. I guess that makes me a troll and I don’t care. If you have been contemplating getting a system wait no more, GTA 5 could easily last you a year of good times.
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