February 1, 2023

Fun with Mittens

Last night the crew enjoyed the warm weather with a leisurely walk home. Lis put a straw in her mitten and a beer appeared out of nowhere!

Today is a monumental day. Hippie River finally listened to you, the voters, and cut off his Michael Bolton lovin patchouli smellin yoga doin’ ponytail. Not only that, but then he donated his hair to Locks of Love to help a cancer kid get a ponytail. Now most people I know would do this just to get laid, but River did it because he is a nice dude…BUT if you want to hook up with him anyways he’s 14 and single. River’s Facebook

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