You may or may not have heard, but New Jersey, yes not Texas, but NEW JERSEY! officials removed three children from their parents care with the names Adolf Hitler Campbell, 3, and his younger sisters JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, 1, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, 8 months. The reasons the children were removed have not yet been stated but I think this brings up a bunch of questions. Can the name alone be child abuse? I mean, parents choose their child’s destinies for them all the time. They enroll you in school, they make you go to church, they buy your clothes, they do all the things for you in the beginning that shape you. With a name like Adolph Hitler they are not only introducing you to hate and racism, but they are also introducing your ass to getting kicked on a daily basis. Of course, then you have something called the Bill of Rights which I am pretty sure allows you to be a racist asshole and fuck your kids’ lives up in the process. So, are the cops infringing on these people’s right to be retarded? I’m pretty sure the ACLU will have a field day with this one. Maybe someone should tell them we just elected a black president and our main cash crop isn’t cotton anymore. And in the meantime all of you should go wipe your asses in the white sheet section of your local Wal-Mart.