December 3, 2020

5th Annual Salt Lake City Zombie Walk

This Zombie caused Leslie to roll the windows up. Well done!

What a coinkidink! (yeah I brought coinkidink back into the vernacular up in this bitch!) Two Zombie posts in one day! As the wifey and I were driving home last night we were bombarded by a pack? a herd? a murder?a murder of Zombies! Apparently it was the 5th Annual Zombie Walk in Salt Lake City! Some of these Zombies were on point, dragging one dead leg behind them or making growling sounds at the local homeless. A few of them scared Leslie enough to roll up the window and then I wondered what would happen if a God-fearing 80-year-old who would never guess that 2,000 people would take the time to dress up like the walking dead on a Sunday evening in the summertime just decided to do his American duty and plow through them in his 1996 Mercury Grand Marquis? Well, hopefully that never happens…

When Zombies eat brains they have to poop and in that poop you will find corn, peanuts, and skaters...
Most Zombies walk like they are going to the mall or taking a stroll. Highly unrealistic...
Straight outta the motion pictures...
Spooky!
A large portion of Zombies skate...
See you next year

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