December 5, 2021

Christian Dubstep | The Ultimate Holy Gift

If you thought tickle me Elmo was all the rage a few years back then just wait until you hear CHRISTIAN DUBSTEP~! Even a drug fueled culture can be cleansed by the lord! If you don’t believe me, check out the hilarious comments below! Yes folks, this is real and available online here.

THIS IS THE WORLD’S WORST DUBSTEP I HAVE EVER HEARD. THE CREATORS OF THIS SHOULD DEFINITELY BE CONDEMED TO HELL AND ALL THOSE TRYING TO FOLLOW THIS AWFUL,TERRIBLE,POOR,UNCONSIDERATE, style. SHOULD DIE. Jesus told me that in my prayers.

This is absolutely ridiculous. Not only is this not dubstep, but the gratuitous use of horrible autotune, terrible composition, and unedcucated mastering makes this an awful, awful creation. If jesus was real he’d tell you not to listen to this garbage. A word of advice to those who put out this ‘album’: seek another hobby.

For a long time, I’ve been talking with friends about the lack of Christ in rave culture. This album, and all of WOW records catalog, fills that void. As ravers, we party non stop til the break of dawn. We get a little sideways (sometimes a lot), but we do it all in honor of our lord and savior, JC. So, having a catalog of fresh dubstep anthems that share that feeling of salvation is a major blessing. When we’re rolling or trippin, we often talk about JC, his life, his love. We talk about our lord who art in heaven, and all of the angels, and saints, and our man in the Vatican with his killer wardrobe and hat collection. And, as I’m sure many ravers have done for a long time, we talk about the lack of Christ in Rave. Now, we don’t have to wait. We can party on, and give praise to the lord. Amen.

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