Can you guess who is being quoted below? I will give you a hint, this person has a new cook book and may have been a “rapper”.
“Everything I cook tastes better than yo’ momma’s nipples.”
“Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna.”
On how to make an egg roll: “Roll it nice and tight like a blunt.”
“Seriously, if someone don’t like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can’t help people like that.”
Coolio. His new book is entitled Cookin’ with Coolio. Quotes and full story [VIA]