The world’s tallest building opened in the UAE yesterday. How long until some prick decides to make a statement by trying to destroy it? The Burj Dubai is home to the world’s first Armani Hotel (picture the Armani Cafe that used to reside on Newbury Street but somehow it will be even more douchey!). Levels 9 to 16 will house luxurious one and two-bedroom Armani Residences, while floors 45 to 108 will be filled with what architects call ultra-luxury residences. There will indoor and outdoor swimming pools on levels 43 and 76. I think this is an awesome feat for mankind. How cool is it that we can build such a retarded object from nothing! Yea for humanity!