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“Cocaine is a hell of a drug.”
The names of this story (Except for one) have been changed and omitted to protect the people involved and where possible the use of names has been avoided, but this story is as true as it can
possibly be.”
Here is another chapter from the Degenerate Journal.
“So to give you a little insight before I involve you into my wild trips to Las
Vegas, you should know a little bit about me and my friends. I know a lot of
people, and I have a lot of friends, but I only have a few that are close enough
to be family. It just so happens that they happen to be real brothers as well.
Now, we have our own methods of making money, hustlin’, selling whatever
you want us to sell. We always roll together, and fucking party like theres no
tomorrow. No holding back on anything, if we’re doing it, we do it big
Now, the story begins.
We get a call at 8 pm. from a friend, inviting us to go
to Vegas with him. For those of you who have never gone to Las Vegas, let
me describe it to you: Adult wonderland!! not for the meek or the shy, or you
will be torn apart. So me and my 2 friends drop what we were doing(drugs
and video games) and meet up our friend to ride up with him to Vegas. Vegas
is only 4 hours away from where I live. We get up there, with an 8 ball and 2
grams of cocaine and 10 pills of ecstasy on us. We decide to just walk around
on the strip and shoot the shit with people. We do this for about 1-2 hours and
start gambling. All of a sudden, we see this fireball, storming through the casi-
no with his sharp blazer, short blonde hair and about my height(5’10). This guy
just doesnt give a fuck walking around grapping girls asses telling girls they
got nice tits… and you can tell this guy is on something.
I have to meet this guy. I go up to him and introduce myself, he says his
name is Andy. I introduce him to my other 2 friends and tell them that An-
dy’s gonna be rolling with us tonight. I told Andy I thought it was awesome
how he doesn’t give a shit but he needs to be a little smoother. So i tell him
to go hit on this girl sitting at the craps table. He goes over and it looks like
everythings going well and then you start to see the girl getting a little an-
gry. I go over and try to save him but the girl wasn’t having it. So our night
continues, just talking to anyone and everyone. Then Andy turns to me and
asks if I know where he can get some coke.
I have some on me, but I dont want to tell him I do, cuz I dont want him to
try and free load off me all night, so I tell him I have a cousin up here and
I’ll get it from him. When I told Andy that, he was so happy!! “Dude! you just
fucking saved me!! my guy usually charges me around 10 grand every time
I pick up!” What the fuck?! This guy must be rolling in money! So i ask him
how much he wants to spend for tonight… he replies with” Man, I really dont
care… I’m worth a couple mill…” Wow! really? how the fuck is he worth this
much? whatever, fuck it! So i leave for about 20 min, come back and give
him a gram of yay. We go to the bathroom and he rolls up a c-note, sticks it
in the bag…*sniff* *snort* hes done with the gram in 2 snorts!
HOLY SHIT!!
Well hes on one, so I decide that I should be too, so me and my other friends
split 2 grams and take 2 pills each and we’re fucking feeling great!! We par-
ty it up some more, Talk with some girls, make out with some girls and end
up at a bar. Me and Andy sit down for a drink, my other friends mess with
slots. So we’re sitting there and I turn to Andy and ask…”So, what exactly
do u do bro?” And he gets a little flustered and tells me not to worry about
it, but I insist on finding out. Finally he looks over his left shoulder, then his
right and then turns back to me and looks me dead in the eyes. “ If you tell
anyone, I will fucking kill you!” So I’m a little apprehensive at this point but I
still want to know.
And this is what Andy says to me…” You know that movie Home Alone… you
know the kid (puts his hand on his cheeks) aaawwww… I’m him.” Fuck! no
way! I take a good hard look at him and it is!! It was fucking Macaulay Culkin.
If thats how you spell his name… But I was fucking partying with Macaulay
Culkin all fucking night… So I race over to tell my friends and they dont be-
lieve me, so we go back to the bar so I can show my friends and he took off
with these 2 hookers!
It was an awesome night!”
AMAZING SOUP!