Sweden’s latest weapon-faulty bras

I want to go to war with Sweden…now. Why? Because the Swedish military bought all their female troops shoddy bras that are prone to catching fire or falling apart on the battlefield. Imagine 100 Swedish female troops charging you in your trenches when all of the sudden 50 of their bras burst into flames and the other 50 bras just fall apart. You want to jumpstart the draft? Declare war with Sweden.