I must be the only person on Earth who didn’t know who Lady Gaga was until I saw Barbara Walters had her on her list of interesting people (which I didn’t watch either.) To me, Lady Gaga seems like the ghost of Freddy Mercury mixed with Ru Paul. I always wondered where cheesy mega clubs got their music and then i found out that 95% of the club hits are from Lady Gaga and Sean Paul. I heard Lady Gaga and Sean Paul were gonna do a track together but God had to intervene and that’s how Hurricane Katrina happened. Sorry New Orleans, blame it on Lady Gaga. Sorry Lady Gaga, you’d have to offer me $1 million to even think about seeing you naked.