Well the answer to this age old question for Alfonso Diez is $4.9 Billion. I’m sorry but who knows what this female Voldemort has hidden in her girdle? Now I know what Patty and Selma are gonna look like if they make it another 100 years on Fox! Personally I think this is the perfect test of character. People ask hypothetical questions all the time about situations like this and now I know there is no amount of money in the world that would allow me to go where no man has gone before…well at least in this century!
Notice how this dude didn’t smile once on his wedding day…wonder what’s on his mind?