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In some countries today is a National holiday, mainly Cantabrigia. It’s BIG JUS’s birthday and you better leave him a happy comment or else I will personally mail you a bag of my own poo. BIG JUS, we hope you have an excellent birthday and those of us not around you will be celebrating your day of birth in spirit by drinking Budweiser, driving like a maniac, not cleaning our cars, making friends with every person we meet, sticking up for our friends, dropping knowledge on little n00bs, being big, and generally kicking ass both literally and figuratively. Here’s to BIG JUS!
happy birthday