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Get your Hipser and your Green on with this bike right here! Having a road bike in the city is probably the fastest way to get around. You usually can beat the busses and trains hands down to your destination. Just don’t ride like an idiot without a helmet, your earbuds in, or at night without lights. Lets take the FUN out of FUNERAL. (thanks Kerry)!
Here are more glorious pics!
There’s no price on their site, but if you drop them a line, I’m sure they’ll get back to you with the mountain of cash you have to pay for this beauty.
I’d pour some lighter fluid on that shit and just laugh.