May 29, 2023

Geographic Babe Safari: Sweden


Geography + Babes = knowledge = boner = circle of life. What the hell does that mean? I don’t know. But I do know that since I spent more time having a good time than reading I have no idea where Paraguay and Uruguay are on a map. So I decided to combine two of my favorite things. Beautiful women and bountiful geography. Today’s country is Sweden and today’s beauty is Vendela Kirsebom.

First of all Sweden is the cock of the European Union. I mean seriously, if that ain’t a two-headed half white half black cock I don’t know what is! Shit man, Geography is gross! The roads look all veiny and shit, Finland looks like an old dude’s balls, yuck.


From Wikipedia:
At 450,295 kmĀ², Sweden is the third largest country in the European Union in terms of area, and it has a total population of about 9.2 million. Sweden has a low population density of 21 inhabitants per square kilometre (54 /sq mi), but with a considerably higher density in the southern half of the country. About 85% of the population live in urban areas, and it is expected that these numbers will gradually rise as a part of the ongoing urbanization.[10] Sweden’s capital is Stockholm, which is also the largest city in the country (population of 1.3 million in the urban area and with 2 million in the metropolitan area).

Glad that part is over. Now let’s take a trip back to the late nineties with Swimsuit Super-model Vendala. Vendala is from Sweden and her womanly curves graced the back of the door of many a young boy’s bedroom. I remember this Sports Illustrated Issue. I remember thinking man, when I grow up I want a girl who wears this outfit everyday!


Then I realized those girls have Chlamydia! I’m kind of realizing now why the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue was such a big deal. We didn’t have the internet like all your fuckers — there was no 24/7 access to all the free porn in the world…no, we had to wait until once a year when our Dad would get his S.I. Swimsuit Issue wrapped in plastic like a SWANK or JUGGS, and we would try our best to see a nip-slip or something. This one I remember well!


We still don’t know where Paraguay or Uruguay are, but now we know Sweden is the 3rd largest country in the E.U., it looks like a day old, half and half salami special, and Vendala was hot.

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