April 22, 2021
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FOUR FROM ALPH / Dream Girls

An average blog post with not so average content.

I don’t know, I guess I have weird taste. I’m not into the Maxim girls or Complex interviews. I like classy girls that get looped into bad stuff. But Maxim and Complex blog about people you should be obsessed with, so, call me crazy, here are my top four in no particular order:

Amanda Knox. She is always surrounded by a posse of beautiful italian prison guards, apparantly was the daddy’s girl closet freak and beat the system hard core. Enough said.

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Faye Dunaway. She needs no explanation. Just watch Bonnie and Clyde or the original Thomas Crown Affair with Steve McQueen (Shot is Boston, by the way). If you don’t know what I’m talking about or think I’m wrong, go watch these flicks, she shines.

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Too classy? well, you all knew Lindsay would be on my list (Sorry Faye):

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Last but not least, the all time most amazing woman ever… after the jump:

Princess Leia (In order of appearance, mind you). The rebel alliance is like the Taliban of space, and she’s the queen. Seriously, you have been rooting for the bad guys. The Rebels are terrorists, get with the program:

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Stay tuned for part two.

 

That’s the hook up.

 

ALPH

ALPH was once suspended in third grade for drawing on the walls in art class. Not much has changed.

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