February 1, 2023

Boeing’s Latest Weapon | The Laser Beam


Last I checked only Dr. Evil had one of these, but now thanks to your tax dollars we too will be able to zap our enemy to death with the flip of a light switch. No more messy bullet casings or mortar shells. And hopefully one day we will have solar powered laser beams so we can be mean green killing machines! I can’t wait till aliens attack, so humanity will finally have a reason to stop killing each other and combine forces to kill some other life-form. Plus, now we will have laser beams mounted on 65-year-old trucks, so take that E.T.!


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