April 11, 2021

Animal Porn – Ducks have the weirdest/grossest genitals ever! – NSFW

This is the kind of shit that I was upset to find out and I can’t be responsible holding this gross knowledge inside so I have to unleash it on society. I apologize for my selfishness…

Muscovy ducks get a full erection in a third of a second and their penises are 1/3rd the length of their bodies! (I know how they feel) To gain an edge on their competition, drakes have evolved large corkscrew penises, lined with ridges and backward-pointing spines, which allow them to deposit their sperm further into a female duck than their rivals.

But female ducks have developed anti-weird duck penis counter attacks. Their vaginas are equally weird and long and twisting, lined with dead-end cul-de-sacs and spirals that curve in the opposite direction. Watch this video to see the grossest penis ever navigate a swirly straw test tube.

Now I’m gonna go puke.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *