October 25, 2020

Anal Sex in Accordance with God’s Will

I found this web-site that kind of blew my mind. The site is called Sex and Christ and it answers the difficult questions in life like:

“Isn’t anal sex dirty?”
“Although the anus is used for elimination, in reality it is not as dirty as you think, especially after a shower or bath.”

“If you’re going to have anal sex, why not just have regular sex?”
“The Devil wants you to fail, that√¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that√¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body√¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage”

“Is a Christian Threesome Possible?
“To avoid the impropriety of male homosexuality, a heterosexual couple should not under any circumstances form a threesome with another man.
Both women involved in the threesome must be willing to keep within traditional female roles (i.e., not taking on masculine appearance or behavior in or out of the bedroom) and recognize the male as the leader in the relationship.”

I now realize that “Fisting is an Act of Faith”
“Before attempting fisting, a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance. The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to fist his wife correctly and maximize her pleasure. The wife should pray for openness and readiness to receive God√¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s love and grace in the form of her husband√¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s hand.”

Remember kids, if you are going to do some freaky deeeky shit, channel God’s energy first and then ride his righteous waves until you have lived out your dominant male fantasies and have totally violated a woman….according to God’s will of course. Let’s hear it for Sex in Accordance with God’s Will Keeping us heathens a little bit further from Satan’s grip and saving us, one sexual act at a time.

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