June 9, 2023


Why the hell did Thats the Hook Up ask ALPH to blog for them? Isn’t he busy enough wearing sweater vests, feeding his cats and working for the man? I hear that dudes broke. Where the hell is he anyway? I haven’t seen new ALPH shit in like 3 years. Dude probably got married and moved to the suburbs… or Texas or something. I bet all he’s going to do is post other peoples images that he found on Tumblr. What a hump!


ALPH was once suspended in third grade for drawing on the walls in art class. Not much has changed.

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