by Since 9/11, terrorists have been trying to take away our freedoms in every way possible. The newest war is being waged in the bathroom, not every bathroom, just the morbidly obese. You see, when you get to a certain girth, it’s really hard or impossible to reach around and wipe the hershey squirts out of your booty hole.
I can’t imagine actually shaving my face with the same device I wipe my ass…
