June 10, 2023

The Freedom Wand | Personal Ass Wiping Assistant

Since 9/11, terrorists have been trying to take away our freedoms in every way possible. The newest war is being waged in the bathroom, not every bathroom, just the morbidly obese. You see, when you get to a certain girth, it’s really hard or impossible to reach around and wipe the hershey squirts out of your booty hole.

I can’t imagine actually shaving my face with the same device I wipe my ass…

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