January 18, 2021
Gear / WTF

TERRIBLE INVENTION – THE JETOVATOR

Man, thow in a couple of Monster Energy drinks and the Jetovator becomes the epicenter of douchebaggery. For a measly $9,000, plus the price of a jet-ski (because that’s what powers this thing) plus a friend who has to sit stationary while you Flash Gordon the local lake you too can “hover” 30 feet above the water while shooting pesky large mouth bass out of your tailpipes. I hope this is actually a secret government program to capture the rich and stupid. Everyone who puts down a deposit will be rounded up and turned into an artificial reef.

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