More Highlights from CES 2010

Nerds rejoice! The talk of the show was 3D television…Now advertisers will be able to literally reach through the television into your pockets and take everything you have. And tits will look cool too!

1080p is coming to your point and shoot digicam. Finally, you will get signed as a professional c-walker! – they jus couln’t see yo moves before because they’s all like blurry cuz you too fast n furious khed!

Skype is coming to a home theater near you. Now, you wont have to do a rub and tug over your internet girlfriend’s pixelated titty while hovering over your Macbook. Hell no! Grab a bucket of popcorn and show your lady a salty treat!