May 29, 2023

Investing in Modern Art | Auction Website

So you don’t trust the stock market or banks anymore and you have a ton of cash just laying around from all of your illicit business dealings. What’s a guy to do? Buy some rare fucking art! Not only do you get to wake up and look at it everyday, but it gives you something to grab if your house catches on fire where you can run out in the streets and be like: “Don’t worry, I saved the Monet!!!!” If you want to try and get a deal on some sweet art check out Artnet. With an awesomely curated mix of semi-inexpensive artwork you can get whatever you want!

Estimate US $1,800 – $2,200

For $2000, I think I will just grab a putty knife and a tall ladder and start chipping these fucking things off the walls.

Takashi Murakami

US $2,500 – $4,500

I hate this shit.

Roy Lichtenstein

US $2,000 – $3,000

One of my all-time favorite artists, and this is for a high-brow poster! Should have bought one of these for a few hundred smackers before he passed away.

Damien Hirst: Skull and heart
Estimate US $3,000 – $4,000

This is why people don’t want to autograph shit. Some piece of shit hit up Damien to sign a napkin for him and now he’s flipping it on ebay. Hey Adam, you are a pile of shit with diamonds on it. (so is this drawing)

If you want one of these buy now-the auctions end today!

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