October 22, 2020

Etsy Porn! Homemade Nipple Tassles

The other day Joe’s girlfriend Lis was telling me about Etsy. For those of you who don’t know it (most guys) Etsy is this homemade/vintage handcrafted stuff website. It’s actually pretty cool but mainly aimed at women. Anyways, so she was saying how people make a bunch of stuff and me being me I thought, I wonder if they make some crazy homemade lingerie…and they do!

These are called the Jail Bird Black and White Stripe Burlesque Pasties and they are on sale for $16.

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Next up we have the Red Sequin Valentine Heart Break Burlesque Pasties. JESUS! I don’t want to think about where that blood came from.

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Snow White’s Kiss White Satin Burlesque Pasties? Snow White? $17 + Shipping

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$30. Couture Gold Trek Insignia Burlesque Pasties. I don’t think it’s good to laugh at your partner when they are naked but this shit has to be a joke.

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AY’ CARUMBA!

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I screen-shotted it and cut off the bottom half to leave some to your imagination…since she didn’t.

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Nothing about breast cancer awareness turns a man on. B.C. is a horrible thing and people don’t ever want to have to think about it when they are about to have sex. I would seriously wonder about a woman’s mental state who thought wearing this was a good idea. Creepy!

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