by The other day Joe’s girlfriend Lis was telling me about Etsy. For those of you who don’t know it (most guys) Etsy is this homemade/vintage handcrafted stuff website. It’s actually pretty cool but mainly aimed at women. Anyways, so she was saying how people make a bunch of stuff and me being me I thought, I wonder if they make some crazy homemade lingerie…and they do!
These are called the Jail Bird Black and White Stripe Burlesque Pasties and they are on sale for $16.
Next up we have the Red Sequin Valentine Heart Break Burlesque Pasties. JESUS! I don’t want to think about where that blood came from.
Snow White’s Kiss White Satin Burlesque Pasties? Snow White? $17 + Shipping
$30. Couture Gold Trek Insignia Burlesque Pasties. I don’t think it’s good to laugh at your partner when they are naked but this shit has to be a joke.
AY’ CARUMBA!
I screen-shotted it and cut off the bottom half to leave some to your imagination…since she didn’t.
Nothing about breast cancer awareness turns a man on. B.C. is a horrible thing and people don’t ever want to have to think about it when they are about to have sex. I would seriously wonder about a woman’s mental state who thought wearing this was a good idea. Creepy!
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