Awesome Camera technology!

Ever take a photo of your girlfriend naked while she’s sleeping and then wanted to project said naked photo on your wall later to manhandle the candle?

Well, this isn’t the stuff of dreams anymore kids. Thanks to the Nikon Coolpix S1000pj , you too can project a photo of a penis on the back of your teacher’s ass while she writes on the chalkboard! Now watch this and take a gander at one of my future cameras…Hey Heppler, send me another pair of them fancy dunks!

If you have an iPhone but really need a macro lens to cheat on a test, or find your weiner, then look no further! The Griffin Clarifi is a standard iPhone case with the added excitement of a closeup lens. I’m not sure how well it works, but at least they are giving you something a little extra for your cash.

RAVE TILL DAWN!!! Is the VJ at your local discotheque doing blow in the bathroom? Take over and play a NPR video podcast on the wall and become hipster-of-the-century!!! Optoma PICO Pocket Projector