Mercedes is one of the world’s most recognizable luxury brands, but since there are more rich people than ever and a huge mass of used and older models, Mercedes came up with their luxury brand, Maybach. The Maybach brand of vehicles starts at $400k, but I guess even that is still too low of a price point for the wealthy to show off. I mean if you are worth billions of dollars how can you drive a car that is still in the $100 thousands? So Maybach had to create the Landaulet, a $1,300,000 penis extension. The Landaulet has a twin-turbocharged, 604 horsepower V-12, which will blast this vehicle away from the paparazzi while the sun tans your mistress’s fake breasts.