November 24, 2020
grown ass dude on a scooter, tthu, thats the hook up

Grown Ass Dudes On Scooters / Cambridge Edition

The epidemic continues…

grown ass dude on a scooter, tthu, thats the hook up

Seriously. This thing has spread past the Northeastern Bro Crowd and turned into a full on coast to coast phenomenon. Dudes on scooters are coming out of the closet (Garage?) like its a full on revolution. Though it first appeared to only be the middle class-white-yuppie set to push the movement, it has crossed racial and economic boundaries. This is worse than the upside down backwards visor (not completely unrelated), and something must be done.

Our first specimen comes from the depths of The Pit. A street walking cheetah with a heart full of naepalm, look out baby ‘cuz he’s using technology. Train hopping was too hard core, roller blading poses too much risk to his back pack full of Colt 45, but this shit is just right:

grown ass dude on a scooter, tthu, thats the hook up

Awe shit, I think he heard me:

grown ass dude on a scooter, tthu, thats the hook up

Amazed by this encounter I quickly sought out my fellow degenerate, Uncle Stew, for consultation. The previous night we thought it would be a good deed to help some girls through college. Feeling a little rugged we decided to meet at a local watering hole and check our funds from the night before:

20 dollar bills ya'll, stripper money, tthu, thats the hook up

This angered Uncle Stew:

hole in a wall, tthu, thats the hook up

Resulting in a broken hand:

tthu, thats the hook up

As a token of his bravery, I awarded Uncle Stew with a freshly painted sheet titled “Jesus Wept Crept”:

alph, jesus, vulture, tthu, thats the hook up

Alas, we found it necessary to head to the packie, and look what we found along the way:

grown ass dude on a scooter, tthu, thats the hook up

Ah yes, the Razor Scooter. the bastard cousin of the long board but The Cadillac of children’s toys.

grown ass dude on a scooter, tthu, thats the hook up

“Let me holler at you. Let me holler at you. Holler holler holla. Holla holla holla. Let me holla at chu. HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLAHOLLA HOLLA HOLLA. HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLAHOLLA HOLLA HOLLA. HOLLA HOLLA HOLLAHOLLA HOLLAHOLLA HOLLA HOLLA. HOLLA HOLLA HOLLAHOLLA HOLLAHOLLA HOLLA HOLLA. HOLLA HOLLA

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9x8MenjAmc[/youtube]

And I’m out.

ALPH

ALPH was once suspended in third grade for drawing on the walls in art class. Not much has changed.

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