November 29, 2020
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Holiday Gift Ideas for Real Men

Don’t make me say it again.

tthu, thats the hook up, human skull

You know how you always tell your significant other what you want and then they get you something completely different that probably even cost more and blah blah blah? Well this should put an end to it. Dudes, send this list to your wife/girlfriend/mistress/boyfriend/whatever and you wont be disappointed.

Safety razor set / $100 / The Superior Shave

No self respecting man should shave with a disposable razor. You’re not a teenager any more, its time to graduate. If the set isn’t affordable these razors can be found for as little as $20.00 online. Dovo is a great brand, stick to what works.

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Caterpillar Morrison boot / $137 / Zappos

I have a few pairs of boots and these are my favorite. The are functional, durable and fashionable. Mrs ALPH got me these for a gift earlier this year and I couldn’t be happier with them. They fit true to size and after waterproofing them properly they can take a beating. Plus, if they don’t fit or the person you got them for has no sense of style and does not like them, Zappos has an exchange program with free over night shipping so that should shut them up.

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CRKT Every Day Carry Folding Knife / $69.99 / Colombia River Knife and Tool

A folding knife is essential for me. I have one on my person at all times and there are a million practical uses for it. Colombia River Knife and Tool (CRKT) has a wide range in both cost and style so take a look and match one to your guys style.

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Timberland Wool Blend Socks / $17.00 / Macy’s

Not much keeps you warm in Boston’s winter streets. I get a couple pairs of %100 wool socks every year but decided to gamble on a wool/acrylic/nylon/polyester blend for this season. I’m thrilled with the change, its like walking on a cloud of titties.

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A fucking real human skull / $1,850 / Skulls Unlimited

Need I say more?

 

Proletariat / $1.00 / Proletariat

Support your favorite blog, shop Proletariat! Shirts, hoodies, markers, paint, art supplies, accessories, hats, etc!

 

ALPH

ALPH was once suspended in third grade for drawing on the walls in art class. Not much has changed.

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