October 30, 2020

The Illest House in Boston is for Sale

Sometimes you just want to let people know you’ve made it. Some people get a boob job and show up in a rented limo to their high-school reunion. Other people live in this house. Overlooking the Public Garden, The Benjamin Mansion is 8,450 sq. ft. of elegance and luxury, from its palatial double parlors to its rooftop infinity-edge heated lap pool.

With 6 bedrooms, 6 full baths, 3 powder rooms, 8 working fireplaces, smart house wiring, and a large elevator that services all 6 levels. (An elevator that gives blowjobs?!?!?!? What will they think of next?) There are 2 large decks and a garden, a media room, library, home gym, deeded parking and a Brimmer Street garage space.

Check out the glass box they call a shower!

Your maid will love doing laundry in here…

It’s located at 74 Beacon Street and is only $14,950,000. Just close enough that you can throw your used rubbers on the tourists at Cheers from your infinity pool.

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