March 23, 2023

Cool Coffee Tables (for bachelors)

These are cool until you find a girl who thinks your coffee table is trashy and she makes you buy a bunch of beige shit from pottery barn. Then she moves all of your stuff out to the garage and you and your friends have to huddle around a space heater while you try to play Texas hold’em on an overturned trash can. I digress.

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