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No, we are not still in the mid 90’s. It is never cool to use the word “bomb” when referring to something neat, fun, rad, cool, etc. The title refers to the model hand grenade you can purchase to add that extra holiday flair. When grandma asks you what is hanging from the tree, tell her your hipster ass thought it would be “cool” to hang a symbol of war and destruction from the tree. Then watch grandma cry, you fucking prick. Available HERE.
Marketed to the same fools that identify with Miracle Whip commercials.
Happy New Years!! To my favorite blog, hopefully no tactical body armor is required with all those jerks firing their shotguns above residential housing.