Just in time for the holidays, from the depths of ebay motors other makes, I bring you “The Beast.” If I had to describe this vehicle using 10 words or less, here’s how I would do it:
Even though my description is accurate, it doesn’t provide as much color commentary as the description on their ebay listing:
A few things of note:
1. Font Size – Why settle for one font size when trying to sell, “The Beast?” The Beast is bigger than font.
2. Caps – An excellent way to break up the monotony of lowercase letters is to bombard the listing with the occasional uppercase sentence.
3. Taillights vs. Tail Lights – When in doubt, use both.
4. Triple Comma & Quadruple Question Mark – Do you want,,,the ultimate pause or the most unanswerable question???? Try both of these methods to add pause and mystery to any ebay listing or other form of communication.