This pretty much sums up my day:

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This commercial is UNREAL!!! First of all, it’s a rap…in Russian. There are pin up girls, and creepy families eating that look like they are out of a Garbage Pail Kids episode…and the DJ…he is spinning burgers. Too fucking weird. But definitely internet gold!

Also, did anyone else think bacon only existed in the US and Canada?

A pair of Utah State students went around asking fellow classmates if men and women can just be friends. As you can see in the above video they posted to YouTube…dudes are perverts. I mean, yeah, doin’ it is fun, but Jesus Christ, do you guys really only thing with your ween? Is literally every pair of boobs a “yes” on the checklist?

CAHMAAAAN GUYS!

IF YOU ARE A AMERICAN CITIZEN YOU NEED TO SEE THE FOLLOWING:

IMAGINE! China Invades America!

This is what Bill S.1867 is about!!, WAKE UP USA!! Read More

Here are the winners to the Kingpen ESCOBAR giveaway we posted a few weeks back! Read More

In honor of the upcoming Proletariat website, I have set up the easiest contest of all time. There are 5 ways to enter and we are giving away 4 prize packs of 2 Kingpen ESCOBARS each, plus free shipping anywhere in the world!!! So, here’s how to play and possibly win… Read More

Lance Bass, of N*Sync, NASA, and People Magazine’s “I’m Gay” cover fame manages this joke gem of a boy band, Heart2Heart. Please pay attention to their facial expressions while watching the above footage for maximum laugh-capacity.

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11/3/2011 2:45PM NEW UPDATES: ABC7 News Releases Cell Phone Video of #OaklandAsshole

where you can actually see the driver of the silver Mercedes intentionally run over the protester. Even though the protester was being a dick, it doesn’t mean he should be dead. I want to see the #Oaklandasshole do time for this. Watch the full video here.

9:45PM Oakland Police Confirms Protester sustained injuries but is not dead. This is VERY good news!

9:35PM ***UPDATES***HOPEFULLY THIS IS TRUE!!! Read More

from youtube post: 2004: Aransas County Court-At-Law Judge William Adams took a belt to his own teenage daughter as punishment for using the internet to acquire music and games that were unavailable for legal purchase at the time. She has had ataxic cerebral palsy from birth that led her to a passion for technology, which was strictly forbidden by her father’s backwards views. The judge’s wife was emotionally abused herself and was severely manipulated into assisting the beating and should not be blamed for any content in this video. The judge’s wife has since left the marriage due to the abuse, which continues to this day, and has sincerely apologized and repented for her part and for allowing such a thing, long before this video was even revealed to exist. Judge William Adams is not fit to be anywhere near the law system if he can’t even exercise fit judgement as a parent himself. Do not allow this man to ever be re-elected again. His “judgement” is a giant farce. Signed, Hillary Adams, his daughter.

Warning-this is one of the worst things I have seen online. It is brutal. This man used excessive force with what I would call a weapon on a child. I’m sure if he actually is a judge he has sentenced people to prison for similar crimes. Read More

I said I was taking a year off from the biz and that’s what I did. But, the time has come to get back to what I love…