That's The Hookup » Wiper http://thatsthehookup.com thatsthehookup.com Thu, 24 May 2012 16:23:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 The Freedom Wand | Personal Ass Wiping Assistant http://thatsthehookup.com/gear/the-freedom-wand-personal-ass-wiping-assistant/ http://thatsthehookup.com/gear/the-freedom-wand-personal-ass-wiping-assistant/#comments Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:58:34 +0000 proletariat http://thatsthehookup.com/?p=7060 Since 9/11, terrorists have been trying to take away our freedoms in every way possible. The newest war is being waged in the bathroom, not every bathroom, just the morbidly obese. You see, when you get to a certain girth, it’s really hard or impossible to reach around and wipe the hershey squirts out of your booty hole.

I can’t imagine actually shaving my face with the same device I wipe my ass…

]]> http://thatsthehookup.com/gear/the-freedom-wand-personal-ass-wiping-assistant/feed/ 0