I am not really sure what purpose this video is meant to serve but it’s weird and this girl’s tongue is huge. Dope track (Avicii) but not sure about the “tongue dance”.

This is the kind of shit that I was upset to find out and I can’t be responsible holding this gross knowledge inside so I have to unleash it on society. I apologize for my selfishness…

Muscovy ducks get a full erection in a third of a second and their penises are 1/3rd the length of their bodies! (I know how they feel) To gain an edge on their competition, drakes have evolved large corkscrew penises, lined with ridges and backward-pointing spines, which allow them to deposit their sperm further into a female duck than their rivals.

But female ducks have developed anti-weird duck penis counter attacks. Their vaginas are equally weird and long and twisting, lined with dead-end cul-de-sacs and spirals that curve in the opposite direction. Watch this video to see the grossest penis ever navigate a swirly straw test tube.

Now I’m gonna go puke.

A guest post by Monica Moniker takes you to an abandoned waterpark in the desert, 100 miles outside LA…..

Approximately 100 miles outside of Los Angeles en route to Las Vegas is an abandoned waterpark. Waterparks are such great creations, they say a lot about our world. A waterpark runs on one thing alone. Without it it’s a totally useless and out of place structure that has no meaning. Like a body with no blood or a highway with no cars, a waterpark with no water is an empty vessel waiting, waiting for the rains. But before we get too philosophical, who decides to put a waterpark in the middle of the desert? Waterparks are probably the greatest and most obvious ‘fuck you’ to the rest of the world. Whilst other countries struggle to get enough clean water to survive, we’re pumping metric tons of the stuff hundreds of miles into the desert so we can get carried around giant plastic tubes. All our struggles as a race, all our achievements can be seen at a waterpark. But an abandoned one speaks volumes, it tells a much deeper story.

Its story is one of a brazen, headlong dash into the decadent. Exposes the most squalid and selfish aspects of our hedonistic ambitions. But in being abandoned it has become something far deeper, mythical. I hope this monument to the bizarre gets listed as a heritage site. Like the abandoned theme parks I’ve always been attracted to, they highlight our flaws. Our ridiculous natures. Our failed dreams. The sun will erode the plastic, looters will take scrap metal and nature will slowly eviscerate it from memory. Go find one, clamber down the dry tunnels and skip the imaginary lines, but with water it could all come back. With our most precious and vital resource we can make it whole again. Bring on the filth!

BY Monica Moniker

This video of an iguana rules!!!!!!!!!!!

What is it with stoners and their desire to make bongs out of anything and everything? After an interesting night of smoking recreational tobacco out of an apple, I decided to make a list of interesting and creative homemade vases…

Here’s one for the medical marijuana users…I think you can buy this at CVS

This one is great but I’d probably end of doing a B&E at Friendly’s after hitting it.

Everyone knows you gotta smoke a jay while playing video games. Major cat-like reaction times…

This one is just pretty.

Wonder how this came about?