Letters to myself while stoned…INTERGALACTIC TRUCK STOP

WHAT IF ALIENS DON’T WANT TO VISIT EARTH. WHAT IF WE ARE LIKE A SHITTY TRUCK STOP IN THE UNIVERSE AND HAVING TO LAND YOUR SPACECRAFT ON EARTH IS LIKE STOPPING FOR GAS IN DETROIT?

Posted December 11th, 2009 / proletariat

Letters To Myself While Stoned: VIDEO GAMES

DO YOU EVER THINK VIDEO GAME GRAPHICS WILL GET SO GOOD THAT I WILL WALK THROUGH REAL LIFE AND THINK… WOW, THIS COULD BE SO MUCH COOLER?

Posted December 6th, 2009 / proletariat

Letters to myself while stoned….BEING GREEN

ISN’T IT FUNNY THAT WE LIVE IN A TIME WHERE BEING GOOD TO THE ENVIRONMENT IS KITSCHY? LIKE WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO SELL SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT AS A COOL THING TO DO! IMAGINE IN 20 YEARS WHEN OUR KIDS SEE THE OLD ADVERTISEMENTS AND IT IS 120 DEGREES EVERYDAY AND OUR KIDS WILL THINK WE [...]

Posted December 4th, 2009 / proletariat

Letters to myself while stoned…DISPOSABLE RECORDS

MAYBE THE REASON WHY WE DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS OF THE PAST (ROMANS, MAYANS, ETC.) IS BECAUSE THEIR RECORDS BECAME DISPOSABLE. THINK ABOUT IT. WE ARE SCANNING ALL OF OUR BOOKS TO SAVE ON SOME CRAPPY HARD DRIVE WHICH MEANS NO MORE HARD COPIES. LAST I CHECKED NO ONE IS KEEPING PUBLIC [...]

Posted December 2nd, 2009 / proletariat

Letters to myself while stoned…MAN CAVES

HOW FUNNY IS IT THAT THERE IS A SHOW THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR BADASS STRAIGHT AMERICAN DUDES CALLED “MAN CAVES?” IT JUST INSTANTLY MAKES ME THINK OF BUTTHOLES.

Posted November 25th, 2009 / proletariat

Letters to myself while stoned…HITLER

HOW COME NO ONE EVER TREATS CIGARETTE COMPANIES LIKE HITLER? THEY’VE KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN HITLER EVER DID. WHY DON’T WE ALL MARCH OVER THERE AND SAY “COME ON GUYS, YOU’RE BETTER THAN THIS.”

Posted November 20th, 2009 / proletariat

Letters to myself while stoned…JUDD APATOW

I JUST WROTE THE PREMISE FOR THE NEXT BIG JUDD APATOW MOVIE! STARRING WILL FERREL, CHRIS KATTAN, SETH ROGAN, AND THAT MCLOVIN KID. THE MOVIE IS ABOUT STUNTMEN. WILL FERREL AND SETH ROGAN ARE THE MANLIEST STUNTMEN IN HOLLYWOOD (PICTURE THE FALL GUY). CHRIS KATTAN AND MCLOVIN ARE THE SMALLER STUNTMEN WHO HAVE TO PUT [...]

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