Posts Tagged ‘pot’

Mexico burns 100 million joints! (not in the good way)

November 4th, 2010 | Headlines | 1 Comment

Why are we doing this? Why do we waste lives and manpower on burning a plant that is just gonna keep growing and regenerating and spreading like all plants do? The Mexican government caved under U.S. pressure today and had a ceremonial marijuana bonfire Read More

5 Things to do when you are high. Write a blog!

October 1st, 2010 | Design, P.O.V. | 0 Comments

1. Act like you’re not high. One of the best things to do when high is have an internal dialogue in your mind like “Does she know I’m high? Can she tell how slowwwwwwww I’m talking? Why did she repeat herself? Does she think I’m high?” “Oh wait, no she has no idea how high I am!” it’s cool, act cool. “What? Oh, you know, just working.” Read More

How to get over a cold | 9 Simple Steps! | including masturbation and pot!

October 1st, 2010 | Headlines | 0 Comments

1. Blow your nose as much as possible. The mucus in your head doesn’t want to stay in your head. Your head fucking sucks. It is a mucus cesspool and all that mucus curses the day it was born. Get it the fuck out. I usually keep a 32oz empty Gatorade bottle next to me with the screw top and just hock as many loogies Read More

Boiling Springs Teacher Sex Scandal : Exclusive Audrey Grabarkiewicz Facebook Screenshots

September 22nd, 2010 | Headlines | 1 Comment

Two Boiling Springs, South Carolina teachers are facing charges after deputies say they threw parties for teenagers that involved alcohol, marijuana and sex, and once again, they aren’t that bad looking. This shit always boggles my mind! I had some hot ass teachers when I was a randy young teen, but I had no idea that all I had to do was make a move! If only I had a time machine. Obviously these ladies aren’t the hottest women in the school but they make up for it in the wild drugged out sex parties! Also, how could a teacher, someone who has spent a few years with teenagers, ever expect some teens to keep this shit a secret? I can already imagine the tweets. At the end of the day the only losers in this game are the teachers’ kids, the husbands, and the teachers’ parents. The other kids are going to be fine and maybe they will think twice before doing some stupid shit in the future. Now, thatsthehookup did the dirty work for you and grabbed some screenshots from Miss Gravarkiewicz’s Facebook page. A few things have been blurred to protect the innocent. Read More

Tommy Hillfiger’s Worst Nightmare

August 5th, 2010 | A/V Club, Headlines | 0 Comments

Tommy Hilfiger’s 20-year-old son Richard Hilfiger was busted for possession of marijuana with the intent to sell. Tommy’s son, an aspiring rapper who goes by the name Rich Hill, was reportedly pulled over while driving along Sunset Boulevard in L.A. on Sunday, E! News reports. Read More

Canada’s Prince of Pot Gets 5 years

May 24th, 2010 | Headlines | 0 Comments

If you got a chance to see this documentary then you learned about Marc Emery, Canada’s “prince of pot.” Emery has been supplying marijuana seeds online to America through the mail for years now. He pleaded guilty to one count of conspiracy to manufacture marijuana in exchange for an agreed sentence of five years in prison. He is to be sentenced in August, and prosecutors or Emeray may withdraw from the plea deal if the judge issues a different sentence. I can’t believe we are going to spend $60k a year to house a fucking gardener!

Whaaaat?

March 10th, 2010 | A/V Club | 0 Comments

LETTERS TO MYSELF WHILE STONED: Cosmetic Products

February 11th, 2010 | P.O.V. | 0 Comments

If cosmetic products work i.e. wrinkle cream, toners, tightening cream, and the goal is to preserve youth then why are there so many people still buying them? If they work, then why always buy them? Or new ones? Beauty products should be like one night stands, use them once….if you like the results, maybe revisit, maybe.

Grandma & Grandpa Toke

December 17th, 2009 | A/V Club, Headlines | 1 Comment

Grandma got ran over by a one hitter! Smoking that grass on Christmas Eve! Some people say there is no such thing has helpful cannabis, but me and grandpa say they just don’t believe!

70-Year Old Substitute Arrested

December 3rd, 2009 | Headlines | 0 Comments

[source]A 70-year-old Harden Middle School substitute teacher has been placed on administrative leave while district officials and police investigate whether he had a prescription for the marijuana he brought to school, district officials said. We believe that sub looks something like this…

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or this.