This is the kind of shit that I was upset to find out and I can’t be responsible holding this gross knowledge inside so I have to unleash it on society. I apologize for my selfishness… Read More
WHEN YOU THOUGHT THESE GUYS COULD NOT GET ANY WEIRDER OR FUCKED IN THE HEAD THEY JUST HAVE TO BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND WITH THIS NEW FUCKING VIDEO OMG!!!! SOOO WEIRD
CHECK OUT THIS INSANE VIDEO!!!! Read More
Every man wonders and possibly believes they have the biggest penis in the room. Many of us have seen our friend’s junk and thought wow, is my johnson that grande? We have had our fair share of lovers over the years and some might comment and others might not and we just hope that those moans of satisfaction are because our penis is so huge that it is actually hurts a bit. Well, let’s get down to business. It’s time to get out a ruler or in my case a yardstick (zing!), and see how Read More
How tha fuck is Reebok still in biz? I nevr bought or stole a pair of reeboks eva. My friendz never bought or stole a pair of reeboks eva. I neva even threw a pair of reeboks ova a power line eva. So how the fuck Read More
DAYUM! Somebody best be losin’ they job fo’ dis one! This shit straight took me from cloud 9 to ground zero. I neva knew a sneaka could be depressed but deez shits are straight suicidal! Read More
A long time ago, we stumbled upon a new blog called MastaPness, ESQ. and Head Haggler, CFO. This blog would go through the daily “Hype” blogs (hypebeast, highsnobiety, slamxhype, etc.) and just rip into how fucking lame so many designs and fashions there are out there. So everyday you looked at hypebeast you could go over to MastaPness’s blog and see what he thought. The shit was super funny and I contacted him to see if he would ever like to contribute to our blog. Well, he did a little time in the joint and to be honest I thought he would be a long lost gem out there in cyberspace…until today. MastaPness doesn’t have the time to do a daily blog, nor the desire, but he IS willing to do a mini-version of his blog right here at TTHU! So, without further ado, let me introduce you to MastaPness.
I am not quite sure why this exists but I imagine the creator thought there was a need. Maybe a lady made it and wanted to stare at herself in the mirror with the real deal staring back! Or Maybe your grandmother got tired of crocheting those stupid fucking sweaters and socks that your ungrateful ass just tosses in the trash and she decided to do something nice for GRANDMA! [via]