So I have spent the past few days combing over hundreds of photos of models and wannabe models and one thing rings true…models love graffiti! I don’t know if it just makes them feel “street” or if there is a bug zapper thing going on, but just about every amateur model thinks she needs to do something sexy in front of graffiti to get the next big gig. The sad thing is I think my brand would be the most likely to hire a model in front of graffiti and yet none of these ladies made the cut.

This girl is attractive enough but I think the closest she’s ever been to graffiti would be here.

Here’s a girl who got a little overzealous when she started watching Top Model.

This one pisses me off because this guy is trying to sell himself off as a photographer. Just because you can watermark an image and talk a girl into posing half nude does not mean you can compose a shot or create a look. Dude, your 90-day copy of Photoshop ran out yesterday and your iphone is not an acceptable tool of the trade.

Blood on a hot blonde’s face is not hot. All I can think of is some dude is running away penis-less right now.

“For only $500 a day you can sponsor a starving model in America…”

The ass ain’t bad but I really wish I could see the rest of the piece…

Smart wicker shoppers buy their wicker chairs from Wicker Paradise.

An interesting way to get rid of a splinter is to pour hydrogen peroxide on it. The bubbles will help the splinter work its way out naturally.

In 1958, instant noodles were invented by Momofuku Ando, the Taiwanese-Japanese founder and chairman of Nissin Foods. Named the greatest Japanese invention of the 20th century in a Japanese poll, instant ramen allowed anyone to make this dish simply by adding boiling water.

Joni Mattis 1960

Welcome to another edition of remember when Playboy was sexy and tasteful? Probably not unless my grade-school buddy’s dad is reading this! Yeah, you know who you were…stashing all those old bushy magazines in the spare bedroom. GLAD YOU DID THOUGH! Anyways, we picked the best centerfolds from 1960-1965 so grab the laptop and lock your door!

Christa Speck 1961

Avis Kimble 1962

Connie Mason 1963

Ashlyn Martin 1964

Sally Duberson 1965

I think I was born into the wrong generation. I love the idea of black and white tv, new cars every year, cigarettes and cocktails and tv dinners. The list goes on and even porn was better back then. Look how classy this stuff was! What happened Hef?

This video is wicked fucked up but also hilarious at the same time. The subject of the video is not funny (rape, murder, ect) but think about filming this shit in the burbs! Elenore, your elderly ass neighbor looks out the window and almost has a stroke because she sees some freak dressed in black chasing around some naked hot chic. Also, if this dude only has a knife, why doesn’t homeboy in the kitchen just pull out a clever and turn the tables?

Elena Baguci by Catherine Servel [via]

Note: Not safe for work.

Anne Vyalitsyna by David Bellemére

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Untitled from Victor Del Toro on Vimeo.

As long as ladies like this are in the world, you have nothing to be unhappy about. note: the video is a bit explicit.