I just had a birthday last week and am starting to realize that even though I feel like a retarded teenager on the inside, I am definitely a man. It’s fucking weird to think about but I know when I was like 16 and I saw a dude my age I would have definitely thought I was old. Not old in a negative sense, because honestly your 30′s are when you are young enough to still know what’s cool, but you are old enough that you don’t have to ask anyone’s permission to do anything (unless you are married) Read More

I had an epiphany the other day while dropping a grogan. That’s The Hookup’s Holiday Gift Ideas: World’s most Expensive Toiletries!!!! *the crowd sighs in boredom* Anyways, let’s start with the most important item Read More